“If I'm gonna be an old, lonely woman, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be a Crazy Woman with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Woman. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Woman, " they'll shout!