by Bushviper » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:23 am
I love telling them that by killing the snake or burning them they give off pheremones which attracts all the male snakes in the area. These arrive and being horny, and the female gone, they get cross and bite anything they find.
That has worked a charm for me. Most people understand sexual frustration.
I also love telling people that kill snakes that they should go see a doctor to get over their penis envy. It is worse if they killed a baby brown house snake!
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Those who are afraid to ask are ashamed of learning.