You might be a herper if...

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You might be a herper if...

Postby elapid » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:42 pm

You might be a herper if...

...you drive by a board on the side of the road and you just HAVE to go back to flip it to ease your mind.

...when someone asks how many kids you have, you reply 2.1

... you have read and memerized more of your local feild guide than any of your school books.

...if half the songs on your mp3 player are frog calls

.....you go to distant family events (like your cousin's wedding ) only if the local herping conditions are promising

...your freezer is full of dead rodents

...you never have an old useless pillow case

......the teller at GAME thinks you are the most organized person in the world for all of the rubbermaid storage boxes you have bought.

You never ever leave home without your camera, pillowcase, toilet paper, and a field guide.

..everytime a friend comes over they ask you if there are any snakes loose.

...you have a field guide with duck tape over the cover that says "Bible."

...you sleep with a snake hook under your pillow

...you have ever told your girlfriend "Don't worry! It won't bite!"

...you own 50 pillowcases and they all have blood/feces stains on them.

...you have ever had to remove a sock because you forgot to bring a bag.

......you frown when you see people in snake skin boots.

...words like Door remind you of DORs (dead on roads).

...your pillow cases are all dirty, all 38 of them!!!

...you own numerous broken golf clubs....and don't play golf.

....…You check http://www.sareptiles.co.za forums first thing in the morning, when you get to school/work, on your breaks or between classes, as soon as you get home, right before dinner, after dinner, and before you go to bed.

...you are nodding to most of these things

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Postby Bushviper » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:11 pm

Who else felt like a fool nodding at these things because they are not unusual?
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Postby Bushbaby » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:14 am

"....…You check www.sareptiles.co.za forums first thing in the morning, when you get to school/work, on your breaks or between classes, as soon as you get home, right before dinner, after dinner, and before you go to bed. "

Amen. lol
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Postby Jandejager » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:45 pm

Yep, true as ever..
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Postby Spoon » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:57 pm

Bushbaby wrote:"....…You check www.sareptiles.co.za forums first thing in the morning, when you get to school/work, on your breaks or between classes, as soon as you get home, right before dinner, after dinner, and before you go to bed. "

Amen. lol


Guilty! :roll:
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Postby repti lord » Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:02 am

u might be a herper if uve bred rabbits 4 2 years and have no idea how long they really live :-P
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Postby Sand Adder » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:40 pm

HA LOL REPTI LORD :!: :!: :lol:




:cool: (im as guilty as ever!) :cool:
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Postby Dead_puppy » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:19 pm

;-) you visit the SPCA at leats twice a week because your puppies keep dissapearing( :twisted: MAGICALLY :twisted:)


:shock: I wonder what happend :shock:
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Postby froot » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:22 pm

Hence the name right?
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Postby Sssnakebuster » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:23 am

jup im a reptiholic
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1. python regius
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Postby THE BOSS » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:41 pm

I sure suffer of all of the above symtoms. Is there a cure for this , ( my wife asking) :lol: :lol:

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Postby Bushbaby » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:49 pm

You might be a herper when you are driving along and you say "Check out those mounds" and get a confused look from your wife cause she doesn't see any women around (or men for that matter).
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Postby Mrs_H » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:43 pm

And you definetely know that you are a "herpers-wife" when you read the list and asking yourself what that long thing you found in your bed ( under the pillow) last night was....
A man is happy when he obey's his wife ;)
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Postby Bushbaby » Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:28 pm

That sounds far too kinky. I don't even want to know!!
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Postby Mrs_H » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:10 pm

:) I WAS talking about a snake hook... really ;)
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