You might be a herper if...

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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby MISA » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:02 pm

Smeegle wrote:Apparently I should have included in the SMS trivial stuff like that he lives all the way out in Uvongo, and that I would be returning quite late with a pet Cobra....


Look and learn my friend, an experienced herper would have been prepared and said:

"Hey my beautiful angel, look what I bought for you, When I saw it I thought immediately of you, and I was trying to keep it a surprise till Valentines but I just couldn't wait to give it to you Do you like it?" ... :-D


And the fight would have probably started exactly 20seconds thereafter!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Smeegle » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:25 pm

MISA wrote:And the fight would have probably started exactly 20seconds thereafter!!! :lol: :lol:


The fight :?: More like World War 3! :D
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Groenslang » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:41 pm

You might be a herper when you realise you spend double a month on your feeders than what you spend on food...

Just realised it today... :smt012
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby groovy » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:02 pm

Realised the same thing in a conversation today - I always called my hobby: my cheap alarm system.. But after the collection has grown a bit, it is not the cheapest alarm system on the market at the moment, but still a passion!
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Westley Price » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:31 pm

You might be a herper is you find this at home and you still contemplate eating the bread!

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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Seaborne » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:20 am

You know you are a herper when your car is parked outside to make space for the rat/mouse breeding racks in the garage

I nodded quite a few times while reading that. It is also 8h20 and I haven't actually checked my work related emails yet.
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby mrVynes » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:57 pm

Beginners looking for info should start with this thread! Helping me a lot! :idea: :smt036
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Ruan Stander » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:56 pm

-If you are reading up on snakes 10 o'clock at night when you don't know a thing about the physics test the next day.

-When you often hear your mom saying to people, "You know, if we had just gotten him that puppy he wanted when he was 5, this would maybe not have happened."
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Daniellouw » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:23 am

Whats wrong with the sandwich?...
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Aaxel » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:40 pm

You might be a herper if your confused about why you got an F on your english book report on snake and other reptiles of southern africa!
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Daniellouw » Tue May 08, 2012 9:16 am

I sent my friend Chris Hobkirk this photo of my son Owen, born on Saturday 05/05/2012 and this was his reply: "looks like a pinky!!" Now is he a herper or what!!
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Smeegle » Tue May 08, 2012 9:57 am

Haha! Nice one!

This is my baby in hospital, note the choice of stuffed animal :lol:

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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Seaborne » Tue May 08, 2012 6:32 pm

his reply: "looks like a pinky!!" Now is he a herper or what!!


Don't you just love that comment.

Toy might be a herper when you have heat mats, hides, shedding spray in the boot of your car for no other reason, but in case it is wanted.

You know you a herper when you look at reptiles and snake websites more than at the porn sites.

You know you a herper when your family declines to visit your house because it isn't safe for their kids. (2 Ball Pythons)
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Smeegle » Tue May 08, 2012 9:34 pm

Seaborne wrote:You know you a herper when you look at reptiles and snake websites more than at the porn sites.


WTF? :smt017
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby monopeltis » Tue May 08, 2012 9:53 pm

I think he meant "you know you haven't got herpes"
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