You only want to go camping if the place looks great for herping.
When you talk at school that your snake might be pregnant and the teacher wants to give you detention.
When your friend comes over to visit he asks if he can see the new snakes and you didn't tell anyone you got a new pair.
When you get to a new camping place and within 10min you already caught a snake and the car hasn't stopped at the right stand yet.(Happened to me at Babertons caravan park,Just picked up a log and tadda Brown House snake).