You might be a herper if...

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Postby damiensharjah » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:29 am

Buck Rogers wrote:-

- you have excessive amounts of pot plant bases used for water dishes and pot plant used as hides but cant keep a normal house plant alive for more than a week


..... in an old mayonaise jar
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Postby damiensharjah » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:34 am

The local rubbish dump is the first stop at your holiday destination, and you are the only one on a return from a trip to the Seychelles with no tan - and no lamprophis geometricus!!
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Postby Bernice » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:55 pm

- you see some thing furry squashed on the road: you barely give it a second look (unless its worth feeding to your croc)
- you see something scaley squashed on the road: you slam on the brakes, dodge traffic, take a photograph, collect it if its not to damaged, and/or give it a reverend moment of silence
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Postby Bernice » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:56 pm

- you know more about hereditary genetics than most college students
Happiness is a fat mouse and a warm rock!

Dont fly! 4X4! The noble eagle may soar! but a weasel wont get sucked into a jet intake valve...

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Postby damiensharjah » Sun May 11, 2008 7:57 pm

Your car can go from 30 to 0 in half a second.
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby tJokkie_ » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:31 am

When you start calling your electrical blanket a heating pad :smt015
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Quintin » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:39 pm

You might be a herper when YOUR BOSS CALLS YOU IN AND TELL's YOU, your SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON A WEB SITE CALLED SA REPTILES!

LOL... Guys this really happend to me yesterday. They are not worried about Facebook or Skype, but SA reptiles??!! lol

I say screw them!

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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Buck Rogers » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:56 pm

Quintin wrote:You might be a herper when YOUR BOSS CALLS YOU IN AND TELL's YOU, your SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON A WEB SITE CALLED SA REPTILES!

LOL... Guys this really happend to me yesterday. They are not worried about Facebook or Skype, but SA reptiles??!! lol

I say screw them!

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Hahahaha, thats as bad as me, they have limited me to an hour in lunch to check SAreptiles and I haven't gone out for lunch since then :lol:
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Quintin » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:59 pm

LOL @ Buck Rogers!
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Budda » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:42 pm

You might be a Herper when you move into your new flat and you give your reptiles the master bed room because it has better sunlight...
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby jacovn » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:07 pm

you install a "doggie door" so your Savanna monitor can go out for some sunlight..
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Axel » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:32 pm

You might be a herper if....

You have considered becoming a tupperware salesman
You own hundreds of dog and cat bowls.. but no dogs or cats
you describe taking off your coat as 'thermoregulating'
your vegetarian girlfriend complains about dead mice in the salad drawer (personal experience)
your house mates complain about snake skin in the washing machine (again personal experience)
the back of your neck is always sunburnt but your face is pale
you no longer hear the crickets chirping
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby froot » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:29 pm

You might be a herper if....

You teach your dog to cr@p in the waterbowl so that your lawn stays clean.
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby jka » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:01 pm

:lol: @ froot
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Re: You might be a herper if...

Postby Durban Keeper » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:46 pm

lol froot! good one!
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