The difference between slowing down and stop!!!!!

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The difference between slowing down and stop!!!!!

Postby madcow » Mon May 15, 2006 4:12 pm

Cop pulls over a taxi.
Cop says: "License please."
Taxi driver says: "What for?"
Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Taxi driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License please."
Taxi driver: "What's the difference?"
Cop: "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License please!"
Taxi driver: "Heish ... if you can show me the difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Cop says: "Exit your vehicle, sir."
The taxi driver gets out of his taxi, whereupon the cop takes out his truncheon and starts beating the cr@p out of the taxi driver and says: "you want me to stop or just slow down?"

EISH, DIE COP HY EXPLAIN BAIE MOOI !
Pasop vir die skerp kant!!!
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Postby Sean » Mon May 15, 2006 4:24 pm

LOL good 1
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Postby Alpaulo » Mon May 15, 2006 4:57 pm

LOL
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Postby Mongoose » Mon May 15, 2006 5:16 pm

LOL love it!!!
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Postby Stefan » Mon May 15, 2006 5:50 pm

Dman i think our country needs morre of those type of cops LOL
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Postby Tatiana » Mon May 15, 2006 7:41 pm

LOL.
Yes we do Stefan
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Postby feri » Tue May 16, 2006 8:24 am

tru dat
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Postby Gabi » Tue May 16, 2006 8:41 am

LOL!
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