South Africa's Bite Darwin Award Winners

[jka]

Maybe some of these guys just can't afford the proper equipment, could that be the root of the problem?




Epic Shirt!

[monopeltis]

the so called rolle model is Denvor Scarrott,he said that the snake wont bite and we believed him. . . why cant you just accept it as part of the past and try to help rather the drag peoples names through the mudd!

This is Denvor...what a champion! I would also believe anything he says. Must pick up the stukkies with his skills.... i also heard he got his tjoppies from the same guy as Die Antwoords "ninja", might just be a rumor though.

[jka]

SKILLS! That tjap of the bat-eared fox is wicked.

[monopeltis]

Found this kiff website where these guys buy their gear ... http://www.boskobra-kowboys.co.za

They have some cool snake handling equipment available!

The H-7 hook stokkie ... if the snake bites you, use the club end to moer it. Turns any snake into a kobra!

Noord-west snake grabbing gloves. Use these when you are lifting tin in dangerous areas to not get aids.

The KK-1. Use this to open your pre-mixed klippies and kola. Also can be used to probe snakes to see if they are hetero for some morfs. Can also be used to fork anyone up who says you are a moffie

Insta-skill tattoos. Use the temporary tattoos to give you the same edge real tattoos give you...handle kobras and mambas with style! Only last for s long as you don't shower.

Think im going to order some stuff now!

[_THEO_]

Do you know what sex that FWC is? If it is a female we could negotiate a trade for an IEB matric surtificate at the end of the year.

[Skippy69]

The H-7 hook stokkie ... if the snake bites you, use the club end to moer it. Turns any snake into a kobra!

Lol Skerp soos a Manora blade........

[Fooble]

yes Foobol or whatever! i lost my respect for you,why cant you just leave me alone where i am trying to do the best i can to get all the knowledge i can about snakes!

That's fine you not need have respect for me because i have not an ounce for you nor would i want to be associated with your kind. You should stop whilst you are ahead.

[Psammophis]

Maybe some of these guys just can't afford the proper equipment, could that be the root of the problem?




Epic Shirt!

The king of the cowboys is here.
All hail the fail.

[Carpetpythons]

Found this kiff website where these guys buy their gear ... http://www.boskobra-kowboys.co.za

They have some cool snake handling equipment available!

The H-7 hook stokkie ... if the snake bites you, use the club end to moer it. Turns any snake into a kobra!

Noord-west snake grabbing gloves. Use these when you are lifting tin in dangerous areas to not get aids.

The KK-1. Use this to open your pre-mixed klippies and kola. Also can be used to probe snakes to see if they are hetero for some morfs. Can also be used to fork anyone up who says you are a moffie

Insta-skill tattoos. Use the temporary tattoos to give you the same edge real tattoos give you...handle kobras and mambas with style! Only last for s long as you don't shower.

Think im going to order some stuff now!

Jis, I have not laughed this hard in a while!

[Durban Keeper]

Nice one Monopeltis!

[froot]

LOL! This topic cracks me up. Notice how nobody has much to say about that rather large chap with the mamba and cobra. Chickens!

[chris vd merwe]

guys that guy with the green mamba is a good guy,maybe he just knows how to work with these snakes much better then most of you! I've got more respect for him that I've got for MOST OF YOU and will always have respect for him! yes you might think I'm still young and what do I know afterall,Im the guy with the boomslang on my shoulder! you know what I'm proud to have a friend like him BECAUSE HE WILL HELP ME WHEN I NEED HELP AND NOT TRY TO MAKE MY NAME BAD LIKE SOME OF YOU! ! I've got a question for you FOOBLE why as a reptile community can't we help each other and help the snakes that people kill that we all love rather then turn up against each other and make each other sound like ??

[Fooble]

LOL! This topic cracks me up. Notice how nobody has much to say about that rather large chap with the mamba and cobra. Chickens!

Froot he is the king, i think this whole topic was based on him original.

[froot]

guys that guy with the green mamba is a good guy,maybe he just knows how to work with these snakes much better then most of you! I've got more respect for him that I've got for MOST OF YOU and will always have respect for him! yes you might think I'm still young and what do I know afterall,Im the guy with the boomslang on my shoulder! you know what I'm proud to have a friend like him BECAUSE HE WILL HELP ME WHEN I NEED HELP AND NOT TRY TO MAKE MY NAME BAD LIKE SOME OF YOU! ! I've got a question for you FOOBLE why as a reptile community can't we help each other and help the snakes that people kill that we all love rather then turn up against each other and make each other sound like ??

That was annoying. Once I managed to decipher it I realised that there was nothing worth saying anyway. You did something stupid and THEN you put it up on the internet. Now you wonder why you get all these mixed reactions? Seriously, grow up.

Your posts will be approved if they are worth approving.

[_THEO_]

If only there was an "ice cream to the forehead" smiley.
This will have to do.. haha