lol. Well BC (before children) I was the high school English/accounting teacher your kids hated
PC (post children) - I am a mom! ie PA, CA, GP, nurse, packing consultant, dietician, taxi, landscaper, interior designer, and so the list continues ... ps the pay ain't great - seems to be in dirty dishes and clothes
oh and every year I help out with data collection for a book called Runners Guide and do a bit of comp stuff on the side - ie this is how you switch the computer on, that thing in your hand is a mouse - no get off the chair ... not a real mouse but the plastic thing is called a mouse ... urm no there isn't a live mouse here ...
'We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner' Bilbo Baggins