well,
my dear

and:
look my dear.

why don't you want to trust me?what is really the problem?try and trust me okay? everything will be fine.all these pythons were been breed by me why can't you understand?do you think am that type of people who takes money from people and do not receive anything?look my dear i do trust you okay?you to should try and trust me for once.just give me a triers and i promise you,you will always like doing business with me.thanks and waiting for the transfer details.
Uncle phil replies:
My dear i trust you very much, you have been very good in service to me and you are willing to be friendly with my daughter, the rules here in the UK are tough, the customs officials at the airport will not let me collect the snakes if I dont not show them the letter from the breeder, even if you write it by hand and put a stamp they are stupid and will not know if it reall or not...
I am standing in line emailing on my cellular phone at western onion now to do the payment please be quick!
[sent from my dangle berry mobile device] <

He replies: rudely
look,
you are failing to understand something here okay?


thanks and waiting.
Uncle doesn't like rude people even if he is acting dumb:

Please don't be rude to me you little snot licking tw@t?

You never explained this nicely to me, I do not know how this works! You are an idiot not me!
I have made the payment of USD$400 into western Onion


Now please do not be a rude sh#t again or I will go find another person to help my horny daughter be happy!
Do you understand me?
F3ck you very much!!

Our friend smells the moola and will appologise even if he was right..

look,
am sorry (1) if you think that am rude may be it is the way i used to explained this to you.please do not be mad at me.i will always want the best for you and your daughter okay?i am not rude even if you think i am,i am very sorry (2).so that is what we do in other for your pythons to reach you home earlier.thanks and waiting for the transfer detail.once more i am sorry. (3)
Uncle is going to start messing him around, as he has "paid" the the fees but our friend is expecting the mtcn which is a ten digit code so they can track or recieve the money, sadly there is a problem, when uncle sends him the scanned copy of the payment... he wont be able to read the mtcn number as the reciept is covering it... bummer! and so the head ache begins.. so close yet so far!
This is were the game goes south and people start getting upset...
The scanned payment, note the receipt covering the vital code he needs...

Of course uncle is oblivious of this and acts in good faith by sending as such..
Lets see the reaction to this...it aint going to be pretty!
to be cntd....