You might be a herper if...
...you drive by a board on the side of the road and you just HAVE to go back to flip it to ease your mind.
...when someone asks how many kids you have, you reply 2.1
... you have read and memerized more of your local feild guide than any of your school books.
...if half the songs on your mp3 player are frog calls
.....you go to distant family events (like your cousin's wedding ) only if the local herping conditions are promising
...your freezer is full of dead rodents
...you never have an old useless pillow case
......the teller at GAME thinks you are the most organized person in the world for all of the rubbermaid storage boxes you have bought.
You never ever leave home without your camera, pillowcase, toilet paper, and a field guide.
..everytime a friend comes over they ask you if there are any snakes loose.
...you have a field guide with duck tape over the cover that says "Bible."
...you sleep with a snake hook under your pillow
...you have ever told your girlfriend "Don't worry! It won't bite!"
...you own 50 pillowcases and they all have blood/feces stains on them.
...you have ever had to remove a sock because you forgot to bring a bag.
......you frown when you see people in snake skin boots.
...words like Door remind you of DORs (dead on roads).
...your pillow cases are all dirty, all 38 of them!!!
...you own numerous broken golf clubs....and don't play golf.
....…You check http://www.sareptiles.co.za forums first thing in the morning, when you get to school/work, on your breaks or between classes, as soon as you get home, right before dinner, after dinner, and before you go to bed.
...you are nodding to most of these things
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