Smeegle wrote:Apparently I should have included in the SMS trivial stuff like that he lives all the way out in Uvongo, and that I would be returning quite late with a pet Cobra....
Look and learn my friend, an experienced herper would have been prepared and said:
"Hey my beautiful angel, look what I bought for you, When I saw it I thought immediately of you, and I was trying to keep it a surprise till Valentines but I just couldn't wait to give it to you Do you like it?" ...
And the fight would have probably started exactly 20seconds thereafter!!!