by Amphibian » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:38 am
Funny how you always had that one piece of asbestos or tin sheet that always produced and you would happily walk for the entire day just to get to it.
Our days seemed to be made up of walking from one good piece of debris to the next and usually the farms that held these gold mines were hours apart....crazy.
I remember as a lighty being shot at in Hammersdale once, but in truth it was my fault entirely, in fact the shots were probably into the air but I didn't stick around to find out.....
I also remember chasing striped skinks over a concrete wall at that place opposite the bird farm at the end of Niagra dive only to discover it was a nudist colony....needles to say the following weeks I continued to return with different people everytime in order to prove the story true.
Eventually we got spotted with about ten sets of eyes peering over the wall.
Unfortunately one of the last times I remember making one of these all day missions we were following our usual route through the hills in waterfall that linked Mazarat Stables to the old Butlers Dairy Farm at the back of Inanda and one of the areas we used to check on the way was an old irrigation well, at what is now the "Crinkly Bottom Restaurant" but we were completely unaware (I swear) that recently the plot of land and the building on it had been sold to a serious rough neck chap who had turned the place into a brothel. (anyone who lived in the area will remember the HUGE red lights he mounted on the gate....awesome) However when this chap caught us snooping round in the bush he clearly got the wrong idea and came out with a large gun and threatened to "smoke us little peeping toms". I just saw flashes of this MASSIVE revolver being waved in the air buy a huge chap with an even bigger ginger afro...the whole scene was very intense!
I have honestly never legged it so fast in my entire life, to funny.
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We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity" – Dale Carnegie