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New Sangoma

Postby Bushviper » Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:54 am

This article was in yesterdays Sun.

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Now I am sure this is the start of a wonderful career as someone who can bring back lost lovers, ensure promotion and enlarge your penis as required.

That yellow anaconda is going to bite someone pretty soon. I wonder who he bought it from. I doubt it swam from South America just because the ancestors said he should.

Who gets to enjoy the steaks cut off that cow?
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby Rishaad » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:17 am

It gets better by the day, here in SA. What a joke!
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby CarlaSmit87 » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:19 am

What a load of bull! :evil:
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby Silvrav » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:22 am

He, catch a 2.5m snake, in a dam, in the middle of the night?

ROFL! welcome to SA!
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby komodoking » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:34 am

HAHAHAHAHA - U got to LOVE this Country.
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby Rishaad » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:41 am

The best part is that almost everyone will blindly believe this cr@p and make this guy rich overnight :smt021
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby D@RRYL » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:41 am

Lol, drive in a dam for your next exotic snake!
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby Spider » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:45 am

Where is this dam? Maybe I can get another green tree python there!
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby froot » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:58 am

Has someone contacted the Daily Sun yet? I think they need to know that they are misleading their readers quite badly.

Mind you, a 2m rock python vs. a potential sangoma that cant really swim doesn't have a predictable outcome. Let them go swimming and leave the laws of nature to select what should be selected.
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby Scar69 » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:59 am

I wish I had a dream......

Dream that i would wake up and find myself 2 Bumble Bee balls, 2 Sunfire retics, and if it's a really good dream, top it off with a Lavender Ball,
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What a load of Cr@p :smt005

I really pity this poor snake, He's not gonna feed him, there will be no Humidity and Temps,
Were the SPCA at?
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby CarlaSmit87 » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:40 pm

Scar69 wrote:Were the SPCA at?


Trying to find more ways to ban the keeping of exotics :smt011
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby Silvrav » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:43 pm

froot wrote:Has someone contacted the Daily Sun yet? I think they need to know that they are misleading their readers quite badly.

Mind you, a 2m rock python vs. a potential sangoma that cant really swim doesn't have a predictable outcome. Let them go swimming and leave the laws of nature to select what should be selected.


Froot, wait till the rock python is 6m long and the sangoma collapses in front of his house again...easy pray for the snake :)
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby MISA » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:19 pm

Ignorance is bliss for some... :smt011
The Daily Sun is known for putting together some real "interesting and educational" news snippets especially when you have the IQ of a failed wood work project..
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Re: New Sangoma

Postby Silvrav » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:41 pm

MISA wrote:Ignorance is bliss for some... :smt011
The Daily Sun is known for putting together some real "interesting and educational" news snippets especially when you have the IQ of a failed wood work project..


Have to agree. Look at this story: (sorry for the Hijack BV)

Source : http://news.cameroon-today.com/cameroon ... gion/3507/

Penda Mboko, Cameroon Africa. January 2011 (Cameroon News) – Cameroonian witch hunter kills three mysterious snakes in village of Penda Mboko in southwestern region of Cameroon Africa.

A forty year old woman, believed to be a witch hunter, has reportedly succeeded in killing three mysterious snakes in Penda Mboko, Southwest.
Acording to the story, a local family has for the last few years lived in fear from seven snakes that have taken up residence in their home.
The family has, in consequence, lost money and property and even recorded a death because of the snakes.
In a desperate move, the family sought the help of a witch hunter from Ndop, in the Northwest Region.
The said witch hunter started the exorcism process, but could initially only kill one snake. She then had to travel to Tiko, where she reportedly got more powers from an unnamed source.
So far, three out of the seven snakes have been killed. Neighbours confirmed this, and described the snakes as very huge reptiles that have had time to feed fat from the family. The witch hunter continues to do battle with the rest of the snakes.

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Re: New Sangoma

Postby Spider » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:52 pm

It is actually rediculous how many people perceive snakes wrongly and the purpose that they serve.
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